I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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