Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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