if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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