i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm like, not good at living.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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