his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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