If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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