i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I had to cum in my sink.
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