i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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