new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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