its not stalking. its research.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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