You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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