Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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