talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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