scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The ass gains better be worth it
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