Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
