He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
