So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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