After last night, I could never be a politician.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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