she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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