question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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