At least make sure they are 18
Why
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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