It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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