Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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