I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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