Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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