Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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