some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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