I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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