That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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