okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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