I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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