i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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