God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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