Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Panties = found
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
