So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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