I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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