Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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