if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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