Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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