Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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