So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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