He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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