He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He has the fingertips of a God
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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