His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
