whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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