Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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