Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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