Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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