what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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