I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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