question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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