we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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