The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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