I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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