Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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