Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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